What would you do if you found yourself waiting on the man who was more responsible than any other civilian in America for starting the disastrous Iraq War? Michael and David join writer Luke O'Neil, who wrote a column for the Boston Globe in which he imagined pissing in Bill Kristol's salmon, then watched as he became the Fox News outrage du jour and a national target of right-wing rage. O'Neil's insane story raises important questions about journalism, civility and how we deal with monsters when we see them at the grocery store.